Rabbit-Hole News: Deathbed UFO Confession, Biblical Plague, MK-Kitten Bynes

Welcome to yet another edition of the Rabbit-Hole News, where we provide you with everything you need to know about what They won't tell you.

UFOS:

Is this recent "deathbed interview" with a former CIA official the proof of alien visitation of our planet we've been looking for?

"Anonymous" alleges that, after an invasion threat from President Dwight Eisenhower, he and his superior at the CIA were allowed inside the secretive Area 51 in Nevada to gather intel and report back to the president. There, "Anonymous" describes seeing several alien spacecraft, including the craft that crashed in Roswell, New Mexico.

CELEBRITIES:

Vigilant Citizen is worried that troubled actress Amanda Bynes could be yet another mind-controlled sex-kitten:

Amanda Bynes’ metamorphosis from a promising child star to a bizarre woman with worrying behavior is yet another example of how the MK-Ultra entertainment industry messes up the minds of those who grow up within it. While most media sources cite “drugs” or “mental problem” as causes of her erratic behavior, these are only symptoms of the true issue here: Bynes is yet another former child star going through a MK programming meltdown.

Still no complete explanation for Lindsay Lohan.


THE BIBLE:

From the AP:

"Any day now, billions of cicadas with bulging red eyes will crawl out of the earth after 17 years underground and overrun the East Coast." 

Don't worry, though...

 "... they're harmless."

BIG BROTHER:

A CNN transcript of a recent roundtable discussion of the Boston Bombings reveals this nugget of information concerning the privacy of American citizens:

BURNETT: Tim, is there any way, obviously, there is a voice mail they can try to get the phone companies to give that up at this point. It's not a voice mail. It's just a conversation. There's no way they actually can find out what happened, right, unless she tells them?  

CLEMENTE: No, there is a way. We certainly have ways in national security investigations to find out exactly what was said in that conversation. It's not necessarily something that the FBI is going to want to present in court, but it may help lead the investigation and/or lead to questioning of her. We certainly can find that out.  

BURNETT: So they can actually get that? People are saying, look, that is incredible.  

CLEMENTE: No, welcome to America. All of that stuff is being captured as we speak whether we know it or like it or not.

Um...yay?


OFFWORLD AGENDA:

NASA said recently that setting foot on Mars is "Human Destiny":

"A human mission to Mars is today the ultimate destination in our solar system for humanity, and it is a priority for NASA."

Start packing!!!!