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| U.S. Senator confirms that we have Secret Space Marines |
FALSE FALSE FLAG:
Is this the worst movie theater publicity stunt ever done, or the worstenest? Goodrich Capital 8 Theaters in Jefferson, MO sent actors DRESSED IN TACTICAL ARMOR AND CARRYING FAKE MACHINE GUNS into a screening of "Iron Man 3."
From ABC 17 News:
John Molock is a retired Army war veteran and suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder. He told ABC 17 News this most recent trip to the movies triggered memories he never wanted to relive. "We had just finished watching Iron Man 3," said Morlock. "We're just getting into the car when I spotted a man in full assault gear, carrying what appeared to be a modified M-4 and 9 mm on his side."
Because vets with PTSD really need to see a fake Aurora shooting.
IN PLANE SIGHT:
Every night for nearly the last two weeks, residents have spotted a low-flying aircraft doing loops over the city. WBZ has learned the FAA knows what’s going on, but the agency isn’t telling. “I mean it is strange. I don’t know if they’re looking for somebody, I have no idea,” one resident told WBZ.
I'm sure it's just some harmless aerial tomfoolery.
TIME TRAVEL:
Is Jay Z a time-traveller? A recently unearthed 1933 photograph seems to indicate so:
Or maybe the Illuminati just gave him a secret immortality serum....
I'M NOT SAYING IT'S ALIENS BUT IT'S ALIENS:
...two decades after Mack took alien abduction from the pages of the National Enquirer to the hallowed halls of Harvard, the question remains: why would a pillar of the psychiatric establishment at America’s oldest university court professional suicide to champion the most ridiculed and tormented outcasts of society?
He did it all for the Benjamins, I'm sure.
OFFWORLD AGENDA:
"We have a Space Military Force, it is in existence."
Well...duh!
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