Rabbit-Hole News: "Zero Dark Dirty," John Titor, Lauryn Hill's Conspiracy

"Zero Dark Thirty": CIA-approved

Rabbit-Hole News brings it to you first: Lauryn Hill ordered to stop having conspiracy theories! CIA involvement in "Zero Dark Thirty"! Why Sylvia Browne's last name is a sync for a bovine bodily excretion --and much more!


MOVIE INDUSTRY:

Surprise! A newly declassified memo shows that the CIA actively shaped the movie "Zero Dark Thirty." From Gawker:

"Kathryn Bigelow's Osama bin Laden revenge-porn flick Zero Dark Thirty was the biggest publicity coup for the CIA this century outside of the actual killing of Osama bin Laden. But the extent to which the CIA shaped the film has remained unclear. Now, a memo obtained by Gawker shows that the CIA actively, and apparently successfully, pressured Mark Boal to remove scenes that made them look bad from the Zero Dark Thirty script."

I'm simply shocked -- shocked, I tell you! -- at this turn of events.


SYNC:

You've read the news story about the Cleveland abductions. Now read the synchromystic interpretations by Loren Coleman:

"The known rescued victims, to date, have been identified as Michelle Knight, Amanda Berry, and Virginia DeJesus. Their names allude to a mounted man-at-arms, a fleshy fruit produced from a single ovary, and a virgin linked to Jesus. They were taken from Lorain (= famous army). and brought to a location, Seymour (= Saint-Maur, Maur = Dark Skinned). A Holy Crusade?"

Also I think I've found a sync regarding Sylvia Browne's failed psychic prediction that one of the girls was dead. Browne = color of bullshit.


ILLUMINATI:

Self-styled "Illuminati hacker" Guccifer has added "Sex and the City" author Candace Bushnell to his list of "victims," leaking parts of her new book...this right after the balls-move of hacking members of the Council on Foreign Relations. From The Smoking Gun:

"The Bushnell hack came several days after “Guccifer” broke into various online accounts of two members of the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR), economist Adam Posen and Karen Johnson, a former Federal Reserve Board official. The hacker also broke into accounts of Posen’s wife, Jennifer Sosin, a Washington, D.C. research strategist."

It's not clear why Guccifer, whose stated mission is to expose Illuminati/Bohemian Grove/CFR et al, chose to provide Bushnell with such brilliant viral advertising. I'm sure he/she's not some sort of genius shadow social media marketing wizard/psy-op gun-for-hire.



TIME-TRAVEL:

Pacific Standard has a profile on John Titor, the alleged time-traveler who predicted World War III in 2015:

"A poster going by the screennames “TimeTravel_0” and “John Titor” on a variety of message boards, beginning with the forum at the Time Travel Institute, claimed he was a soldier sent from 2036, the year the computer virus wiped the world. His mission was to head back to 1975 in order to snatch-and-grab an IBM 5100 computer, which had the necessary equipment to fight the future virus."

So basically, Titor has two years left to be right. Better odds than Harold Camping, I'd say.


CELEBRITIES:

Lauryn Hill, who has just been convicted to three months in jail for an enormous unpaid tax bill, had been forced to undergo counseling during her trial for having "conspiracy theories":

"During her trial, Hill was ordered by the judge in Newark, New Jersey to undergo counselling because of her conspiracy theories - including that artists are being oppressed by a plot involving the military and media."

Because obviously entertainers are never manipulated ever or have their lives fucked-with in any way in order to satisfy corporate greed. I mean, it's simply insane to even think that.