Rabbit Hole News: Iron Man 3 Theater Scare, Jay Z Time Traveller, Mystery Planes In MA

U.S. Senator confirms that we have Secret Space Marines

It's just heatin' up, Rabbit-Hole News readers: we've got strange planes, secret space marines, fake shooters at an "Iron Man 3" screening, and a lot more!

FALSE FALSE FLAG:

Is this the worst movie theater publicity stunt ever done, or the worstenest? Goodrich Capital 8 Theaters  in Jefferson, MO sent actors DRESSED IN TACTICAL ARMOR AND CARRYING FAKE MACHINE GUNS into a screening of "Iron Man 3."

From ABC 17 News:

John Molock is a retired Army war veteran and suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder. He told ABC 17 News this most recent trip to the movies triggered memories he never wanted to relive. "We had just finished watching Iron Man 3," said Morlock. "We're just getting into the car when I spotted a man in full assault gear, carrying what appeared to be a modified M-4 and 9 mm on his side."

Because vets with PTSD really need to see a fake Aurora shooting.


IN PLANE SIGHT:

Folks in Quincy, MA have been terrified for the last ten days by mystery low-flying aircraft. From Boston CBS Local:

Every night for nearly the last two weeks, residents have spotted a low-flying aircraft doing loops over the city. WBZ has learned the FAA knows what’s going on, but the agency isn’t telling. “I mean it is strange. I don’t know if they’re looking for somebody, I have no idea,” one resident told WBZ.

I'm sure it's just some harmless aerial tomfoolery.


TIME TRAVEL:
Is Jay Z a time-traveller? A recently unearthed 1933 photograph seems to indicate so:

Or maybe the Illuminati just gave him a secret immortality serum....


I'M NOT SAYING IT'S ALIENS BUT IT'S ALIENS:

Vanity Fair profiles famous UFOlogist John Edward Mack:

...two decades after Mack took alien abduction from the pages of the National Enquirer to the hallowed halls of Harvard, the question remains: why would a pillar of the psychiatric establishment at America’s oldest university court professional suicide to champion the most ridiculed and tormented outcasts of society?

He did it all for the Benjamins, I'm sure.


OFFWORLD AGENDA:

Senator Mike Gravel dropped a bombshell at the Citizen Hearing On Disclosure last week:

"We have a Space Military Force, it is in existence." 

Well...duh!

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Rabbit-Hole News: Deathbed UFO Confession, Biblical Plague, MK-Kitten Bynes

Welcome to yet another edition of the Rabbit-Hole News, where we provide you with everything you need to know about what They won't tell you.

UFOS:

Is this recent "deathbed interview" with a former CIA official the proof of alien visitation of our planet we've been looking for?

"Anonymous" alleges that, after an invasion threat from President Dwight Eisenhower, he and his superior at the CIA were allowed inside the secretive Area 51 in Nevada to gather intel and report back to the president. There, "Anonymous" describes seeing several alien spacecraft, including the craft that crashed in Roswell, New Mexico.

CELEBRITIES:

Vigilant Citizen is worried that troubled actress Amanda Bynes could be yet another mind-controlled sex-kitten:

Amanda Bynes’ metamorphosis from a promising child star to a bizarre woman with worrying behavior is yet another example of how the MK-Ultra entertainment industry messes up the minds of those who grow up within it. While most media sources cite “drugs” or “mental problem” as causes of her erratic behavior, these are only symptoms of the true issue here: Bynes is yet another former child star going through a MK programming meltdown.

Still no complete explanation for Lindsay Lohan.


THE BIBLE:

From the AP:

"Any day now, billions of cicadas with bulging red eyes will crawl out of the earth after 17 years underground and overrun the East Coast." 

Don't worry, though...

 "... they're harmless."

BIG BROTHER:

A CNN transcript of a recent roundtable discussion of the Boston Bombings reveals this nugget of information concerning the privacy of American citizens:

BURNETT: Tim, is there any way, obviously, there is a voice mail they can try to get the phone companies to give that up at this point. It's not a voice mail. It's just a conversation. There's no way they actually can find out what happened, right, unless she tells them?  

CLEMENTE: No, there is a way. We certainly have ways in national security investigations to find out exactly what was said in that conversation. It's not necessarily something that the FBI is going to want to present in court, but it may help lead the investigation and/or lead to questioning of her. We certainly can find that out.  

BURNETT: So they can actually get that? People are saying, look, that is incredible.  

CLEMENTE: No, welcome to America. All of that stuff is being captured as we speak whether we know it or like it or not.

Um...yay?


OFFWORLD AGENDA:

NASA said recently that setting foot on Mars is "Human Destiny":

"A human mission to Mars is today the ultimate destination in our solar system for humanity, and it is a priority for NASA."

Start packing!!!!

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Jaden Smith: "Obama Doesn't Deny Existence Of Aliens"

Jaden Smith -- star of the upcoming sci-fi movie "After Earth" and son of maybe-Scientologist Will Smith -- had a very strange thing to say about President Obama and the existence of aliens recently. He recently told Wonderland magazine:

“I like aliens! I think aliens are really cool, because they exist. I talked to President Obama about extraterrestrials. He said he could neither confirm nor deny the existence of aliens, which means they’re real. If people think we’re the only people that live in this universe, then something is wrong with them.”

Two things, here:

1) It's an odd thing for an actor -- however young -- to say in a press interview. Press interviews are very controlled affairs, with publicists hovering in the background. One could argue that perhaps he was "coached" to say this in order to create more buzz for his science-fiction movie. BUT --

2) He friggin' said that THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES DOESN'T CONFIRM OR DENY THE EXISTENCE OF ALIENS!!!!

If Obama really said this to young Jaden, it is an equally odd thing to be on-record as declaring. Even if he said this in confidence to Jaden, he must realize that nothing is really said "in confidence," especially to 14-year-old. Maybe the President was just being "agnostic" about the whole topic -- but surely he and his press handlers would have known this was a "sound-bitey" thing that would be quoted extensively by the media.

Why did President Obama say this? Is he "hinting" at something? Certainly, Presidents allegedly being in contact with, or at least believing in the existence of, aliens is nothing new -- you have tales about Eisenhower, Carter (alien bunnies!) and Reagan.

As for why Jaden might be interested in aliens...if the rumors that his dad has even a tangential relationship with Scientology are true, that explains a lot. Because ultimately, Scientologists believe in aliens (so do Mormons, in a sense -- this isn't a bash at Scientology. So please do not stalk me, Scientologists! I'm not the enemy!).

Is this all just another plank in the overall "Offworld Agenda?" Are we slowly being "prepared" for an immanent "disclosure?" And does the success of Tom Cruise's "Oblivion" suggest a public with a softer stance regarding Scientology?

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"All These Worlds Are Yours Except Europa": A Look Back At "2010"

Editor's note: Here's another one I wrote back in -- you guessed it -- 2010. Though, as I point out, it was a rather inferior movie to "2001," there were many interesting bits to it that referenced myth, astronomy, and, of course, pop-culture syncs. This is going to need a 2012 follow-up on many of the points raised here, I think.

"2010" – the sequel to the classic Stanley Kubrick film "2001" – is a long boring movie. I'm not saying it's a bad movie. But it's like if you took the snail's pace of the Kubrick film but minus Kubrick's genius. Nevertheless, it contains quite a number of interesting ideas, such as "The Alien Savior Theory," "The Two Suns" theory, and a very deep connnection to "Star Trek III."
Spoilers!


The movie starts with a long boring talk between Dr. Floyd (played by Roy Scheider) and some Russian scientist. The gist is, the Russians want to find the ship that disappeared in "2001," and reactivate HAL. The ship/HAL is moored somewhere around Jupiter. The Russian scientist blames America for not sharing the Monolith with the rest of the world. Scheider's taut facial skin grimaces in sympathy.

Roy Scheider maintains this expression through the entire movie.

The film was made in 1984, so you can expect a fair amount of Cold War tension in "2010"; remember, this is the year "Red Dawn" came out. In fact, the film seems to be way more concerned with American/Russian relations than the Monolith, HAL, Dave Bowman, or space exploration. Throughout the film, you can almost hear Sting sing "Russians."

Can you guess who the "world leaders" are on this magazine cover?

Meanwhile, the scientist who created HAL, Dr. Chandra, talks to his new computer, SAL, about bringing HAL back. SAL is voiced by Candice Bergen (sort of doing her version of Charlie McCarthy) and seems to share HAL's passive-aggressive tendencies. Bob Balaban plays Dr. Chandra as a small nervous quiet man who successfully contains a great deal of unexpressed inner rage, which is a real stretch for him.

Now Dr. Floyd, Dr. Chandra, and a very low-key but still quite neurotic John Lithgow join a Russian team of scientists on a mission to Jupiter. The leader of the Russian mission is played by Helen Mirren, back when she was young and not an unusually sexy 60-year-old. The Russians don't trust the Americans and act robotic. It's up to the plucky Americans to get the Russians to smile.

Will Helen Mirren smile? Stay tuned!

At this point of the film, you might be wondering where the hell is HAL, Dave Bowman, the Monolith, the apes with their tools, the Starchild, and everything else. Instead, we are treated to verrrrry slow scenes onboard the ship going over procedure or the whole Americans trying to make the Russians smile thing. In one scene, you actually root for Lithgow's character to die, just for something exciting to happen.

Zzzzzz...

But lo! Dave Bowman mysteriously appears on his former wife's TV screen and brushes his mother's hair as a ghost. He talks of an exciting new thing happening that will change the world forever. Then: back to more space ship procedure and making the Russians smile. Mirren's character finally smiles. Yay.


Suddenly, Russia and America are at war. Dr. Floyd's team is recalled from the Russian ship. Then Dr. Floyd is contacted by the mysterious Dave Bowman via the reactivated HAL. We discover that the real reason HAL went crazy in the first movie is Because It's All The American Government's Fault. Bowman's appearance is the best scene in the entire film, because you are so lulled into a semi-comatose state by this point that seeing Bowman as The Old Guy and The Really Old Guy and the Starchild really wakes you up. Dr Floyd is told by Bowman to clear out in two days, because something really awesome is going to happen.

A whole bunch of Monoliths fly to Jupiter and the planet starts to eat itself. The Russian spaceship hightails it out of there, and HAL tragically sacrifices himself to save everyone. Jupiter turns into a small sun. A message beams out to all the people of Earth:

"ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE. USE THEM TOGETHER. USE THEM IN PEACE."

Jupiter's moon Europa, meanwhile, is benefiting from the new heat source and is seen rapidly developing a lush rainforest-like landscape.

Now Earth has two suns, and its inhabitants are joined together in peace. The Russians have learned how to smile. The End.

Some points to absorb that might or might not have relevance:

The Aliens are here to bring about a New Age of peace...right?

1. The film features the classic "Alien Saviors" plotline. Aliens contact earth and offer world peace. Sometimes they engineer some sort of "crisis" or grand event to get our attention and realize that we are all citizens on planet earth. Right before I watched "2010," I viewed the old "To Serve Man" episode of "Twilight Zone." Similar plot, very different outcome. Are the aliens here to truly offer world peace and facilitate our evolution, or do they in the end want to simply eat us? Many science-fiction films struggle with this question.

There are many similarities between "2010" and "Star Trek III"

2. Europa turns into some sort of "Genesis" planet, a new Eden: much like the "Genesis" planet featured in Star Trek III: The Search For Spock" the same year. In both films, the war/tension between two groups/cultures (Russian/American, Klingon/Federation) is a main theme. In both films, there is a central iconic character who seemingly died in the previous movie but might be resurrected (Dave Bowman/Spock). Both films feature a New Eden planet artificially created to jumpstart life (Europa/Genesis). Both films feature the destruction of the famous ship from the previous/initial film (Discovery/Enterprise) – this destruction proceeds despite/to spite government officials back home. Lastly, Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry was very influenced by the work of "2001"/"2010" novel scribe Arthur C. Clarke.

3. The theme of "two suns" is also featured in "Star Wars" (the two suns of Tattoine).

"Star Wars"

"2010"

4. To relate some of these themes with "real life":

• The names of both the "2001"/"2010" ships (Discovery) and Star Trek's ship (Enterprise) were used as that of actual space shuttles. The Space Shuttle Discovery was launched the same year "2010" was released (1984).
• Scientists believe that with the oxygen in its atmosphere and likely underground cache of liquid water, Europa is a very good candidate for containing/sustaining extraterrestrial life.
• Scientists say that other Earth-like planets with two suns are likely.
• There are many conspiracy theories surrounding the emergence of a second sun in our solar system, 2012, "The End of the World," Jupiter igniting and turning into a sun, the Mayans, the aliens, kitchen sink, etc. It would take more research on my end to determine whether those theories are directly/indirectly inspired by the movie "2010," have pre-existed "2010," or whether there are common streams that both the conspiracy theorists and Arthur C. Clarke have been influenced by.
• There are also conspiracy theories floating around that this year (2010) will be the one where we are officially told that alien contact has been made with Earth ("disclosure"). This theory is linked with the movie's tagline "The Year We Make Contact."

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